There’s always hella broken glass outside my apartment. Are people having secret beers without me? (Taken with instagram)
Bedtime. The double sided snap clip is for safety quick release. If the house catches fire I sort of want to get out of bed fast.
About me
My name is Vanessa Jade. I am a camgirl, gamer geek, and an all-around badass. I'm unconventional, independent and eccentric and that's how I like it — if you want the girl next door you have come to the wrong place.I have colorful hair sometimes), monochromatic clothing (all black, all time time), I swear like it's my fucking job, listen to spooky, dancey, oontzy goth industrial music and love talking shit on the Internet. Proper grammar is a turn on, body hair is a turn off, and if you're an arrogant asshole I'll either love you or hate you, but I'll never love you as much as I love using commas in profiles.
I cannot live without coffee, black eyeliner, red lipstick, LOL-cats, sex toys or my sense of humor (dry and dark, mostly). I can easily live without more pictures of all y'all's cocks. I'm very bisexual so ladies, get to it, I want boob shots to make up for all the cock shots! ;)
I love being watched, just as much as I love watching. I do this because I love it. I'm just some camgirl, but I'm the damn finest one you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. I am also wicked modest.
Enter at your own risk, I suppose — and I won't be shy telling you to GTFO if you piss me off.
